Aphorism of the… Whatever

In this sad world, birth and suicide are much the same: someone else thinks they have the right to decide for another the question of life.

Aphorism of the… Solstice

You have such a bright future ahead of you!!! Well, that is, until you die. Then it’s pretty dark…

Aphorism of the Week

“Morning!!! It’s a new day!!!”
“Yep, mourning. It’s another day.”

Aphorism of the Week

Calling all intergalactic planet-eating spaceships… Hurry up!!!

Aphorism of the Week

They say you only live once.

I say…

OH THANK GOD!!!!!

But it’s still one too many.

Aphorism of the Week

The root of ‘funeral’ is ‘fun’, which makes sense because there should be a grand celebration when someone escapes from the horrors of existence.

Likewise, the term ‘baby shower’ gets its name from all of the tears shed by those who grieve for the unfortunate soul soon to be dragged into this insanity.

Aphorism of the Week

“Why do we work?”
“To live!”
“Why do we live?”
“To, uh… work…”
“Um, why?”
“Because if we didn’t work, we would think.”
“And that’s bad?”
“Yes, because we’d realize we don’t want to work…”
“…And?”
“…And we don’t want to live…”

Aphorism of the Week

I think, therefore I don’t want to exist.

Aphorism of the Week

In youth I sat for morning light
to strike the monsters from my bed.
I wish they now still lived beneath
that I might sleep among the dead.

Aphorism of The Week

Save a life. Have an abortion.